Sean: How does Michael Jackson lean forward all the way and then get back up?
Dad: Maybe he’s attached to a cable.
Sam: Maybe he took a class in physics.
Sean: Maybe he did take a class. Maybe all the other people in the class didn’t pay attention and only he paid attention and that’s why he’s so good at it.
Pay attention and become famous
Team Princesses
(Coach Cooper calls all the kids in after practice. There are mostly boys on the team with only 3 girls.)
Coach: Ok guys we need a team name. What do you want the team name to be Sage?
Sage: Ummm…Princesses!
Coach: Ohh, of course. (jots down the name on his list)
During the next practice the coach announces the team name. Opens up telling everyone that unfortunately the team name ‘Princesses’ didn’t make the cut. They took a vote and ‘Cheetahs’ won.