Smart Silly & Sassy

Sean and Sage are walking up the stairs

Sean: Dad, I have the hiccups
Dad walks past the stairs and then turns and roar’s at Sean and Sage
Sage: Daddy, you scared me.
Sean: (crying) Dad… you…scared… me…
Dad: Do you still have the hiccups?
Sean: (crying) no…

Sean: I love the Easter Bunny more than anyone. Except for God. I have to love God the most.
Sean: But I wish I could love orange chicken more than God… and hot cheetos.

Sage: Daddy, this thing on my foot…
Dad: Your ankle?
Sage: My ankle looks like a meatball.