Dad: Are you kids ready to go?
Sam: Let’s do this thing!
Sean: Ohhhh… Sam said the “S” word!
Dad: What? Sh#%?
Sean: No, “stupid”. That’s the“S” word.
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The S Word
Too young
Sean: Dad, I fell on the monkey bars and hurt my privates again.
Dad: Be careful Sean, if you do that too much you won’t be able to have kids.
Sean: Dad, only girls make babies in their tummy’s.
Dad: Yeah Sean but… um… Never mind…
Sam: Dad, he’s too young for that conversation.
Dad: What do you mean? You’re too young for that conversation!
Parent Class
Mom: Ok guys, mommy has to take you to Linda’s so she can watch you. Mommy has to go to a parent class.
Sam: Oh, I know mom so you can learn to take care of the baby.
Mom: No Sammy, it’s not for that. Mommy knows how to do that. It’s a class to help me be a better mom with you guys and the baby.
Sam: Mom, you’re already a great mom.
Mom: Auw, thanks Sam!
Sam: I think it’s us.
Mom: No, you guys are good, just keep behaving and doing what you do.